Dear Asshole in Central Texas,

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 03/20/2018 at 07:12 • Filed to: Austin, Bomb, Asshole

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PLEEZ STAHP NOW.

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PartyPooper2012 > PatBateman 03/20/2018 at 07:17

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I have a feeling your request won’t be honored unfortunately.

Something tells me whoever that person or group of persons are, they might not have time to read oppo as they may be trying to duck law enforcement coming after them. But yeah. Cops need to catch these shmucks.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > PatBateman 03/20/2018 at 07:17

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mailing them and tripwires now?

i dont think this guy is planning to stop unless hes caught

pip bip - choose Corrour > PatBateman 03/20/2018 at 07:24

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number 5?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/20/2018 at 07:24

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Or blows himself up in the process.

pip bip - choose Corrour > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 03/20/2018 at 07:55

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that would be funny

WilliamsSW > PatBateman 03/20/2018 at 08:01

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Damn I hope they catch this fucker quick. Or he blows himself up, that might be more efficient.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/20/2018 at 08:26

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Would save the police and taxpayers a lot of time and money too provided he can do it without hurting any more people.

ttyymmnn > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/20/2018 at 09:25

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Yes.

Stapleface > PatBateman 03/20/2018 at 09:34

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Couldn’t this potentially be a good thing that it happened where it did? If it exploded at the sort facility, that means the facility will probably know where the package originated from, right? I’m sure the guy who sent it didn’t use his real name, but at least it’s a start to know where to be looking for the guy, you would think.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 03/20/2018 at 10:46

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one could only hope

PatBateman > PartyPooper2012 03/20/2018 at 12:52

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I like how Austin PD has very nicely asked to talk with the bomber over the phone.

PatBateman > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/20/2018 at 12:53

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¯\_()_/¯

PatBateman > Stapleface 03/20/2018 at 12:55

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They would’ve known where the package originated from anyways. This was planned. BTW, the FedEx store that it was mailed from us right down the street from where the 4th bomb detonated (also not far from my parents’ house).

PatBateman > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/20/2018 at 12:55

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Number 5. Number 6 might have been intercepted today, more on that later today.